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THE SHRINE HOME OF HUNTING WOLF'S DEEP SPACE NINE OBSESSION GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS! WELCOME TO THE SHRINE, HOME OF ALL THE THINGS THE POWERS THAT BE WISH WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT. COME IN AND HAVE A SEAT. I'M HUNTING WOLF, THE CARETAKER. IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW. HERE, HAVE A MAP, AND I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT THE PLACE. THE SHRINE WAS BUILT AS A SANCTUARY FOR THOSE WHO ARE OPEN MINDED AND A BIT ON THE WARPED SIDE, A PLACE FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY A WALK ON THE LESSER TRAVELED PATHS AND FOR THE BRAVE WHO DARE TO ADMIT THAT NOT ALL LOVE IS CONVENTIONAL. SEE THAT STARFLEET OFFICER OVER THERE? AND HIS FRIEND THE CARDASSIAN? THEY WERE ON THE PLANNING COMMITTEE. OH, THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE TWO! SPEAKING OF WHICH, BE SURE TO VISIT THE LIBRARY WHILE YOU'RE HERE. THAT IS, IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE EROTIC AND OCCASIONALLY TWISTED SLASH FICTION THAT LINES THE SHELVES. OVER BY THE ROSE GARDEN YOU'LL FIND THE FORUM,, WHERE OPINIONS ARE AIRED, AND RANTS AND REVIEWS ARE ISSUED. IT SOMETIMES GETS LOUD, BUT IT'S NEVER DULL. AH, THERE GOES THE CAPTAIN AGAIN, ARGUING WITH THE GUL. NO, NO, THEY WON'T HURT EACH OTHER. WELL, NOT MUCH ANYWAY. I'M AFRAID THE ART GALLERY IS BEING RENOVATED AT THE MOMENT, BUT WHEN IT'S DONE IT WILL BE HUNG WITH THE FINEST ART FROM THE FEDERATION WORLDS TO THE CARDASSIAN EMPIRE . AGAIN, IT'S NOT TO EVERYONE'S TASTES, BUT THAT'S WHY THE SHRINE WAS BUILT IN THE FIRST PLACE. OH, YES. I SHOULD WARN YOU ABOUT THOSE GENTLEMEN OVER THERE, BY THE FOUNTAIN. THEY REPRESENT THE POWERS THAT BE AT PARAMOUNT AND VIACOM. I'VE EXPLAINED TO THEM COUNTLESS TIMES THAT WE ARE JUST HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND THAT WE DON'T EVEN CHARGE ADMISSION AT THE GATES, BUT THEY CONTINUE TO HANG AROUND, WAITING FOR US TO DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL SO THEY CAN SHUT US DOWN. JUST STAY OUT OF THEIR WAY, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM. WELL, I'LL LET YOU TAKE A LOOK AROUND. HAVE A GOOD TIME. REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, JUST GIVE ME A CALL. OH, AND IF YOU HAVE THE TIME YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO NEXT DOOR AND VISIT MASTER JEFF SICK, IF WOLVES, MOTORCYCLES, OLD POSTCARDS AND OTHER UNRELATED TOPICS ARE OF INTEREST. THIS SHRINE WAS OPENED TO THE PUBLIC FEBRUARY 21, 1999 THE SHRINE WAS LAST UPDATED JULY 11 ,
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